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Thank you for your interest in the stupid stuff I made for fun (some may say it is out of spite).
The Tale of The Stupid Diss Tracks
Once upon a time, there was a stupid trophy race.
Toto won the trophy with her creativity and mad design skillz, and Andrew came in second, just three points behind.
Andrew, being the sore loser he was, used his copywriting skills and newfound passion for GarageBand to make rap songs dissing Toto and her sweet sweet win. The two friends began a week-long musical duel, writing rhymes and creating beats, recording verses and turning up the heat!
The real surprise came at the college’s annual awards show. Their professor, the puppet master behind it all, secretly had them write one last rap for each other—used to announce the winners on the night! Andrew was named Copywriter of the Year, and Toto was crowned Art Director of the Year. The two friends put their beef aside, and whole-heartedly congratulated each other.
In the end, the stupid trophy didn’t matter. They both felt like winners, thanks to the laughter and memories they’d made. SIKE I WON AND ITS AWESOME!!! SUCK IT ANDREW.
There are a lot of in-jokes in these (some very inappropriate).
You have been warned.
Thank you for making it here.
Hope your ears didn’t bleed from my horrible rhymes and rap skills.
The diss track war was intense for sure—trying to figure out how to step up my game (within 24 hours!!) and keep things creative was a lot, but in the best way. All jokes aside, I’m just so so so happy I have a friend who is super talented and not shy to channel his creativity the same way I would make silly stuff.
The full playlist is here if you want to check out Andrew’s mad rhymes and beats. He writes goooood and I clearly should stick to working with pictures.